While having an interesting discussion with a friend this holiday season I learned there is a new television show gaining a lot of attention. A reality show that combines two great American traditions, marriage and plastic surgery, is now being featured on E! The new show titled “Bridalplasty” features a group of brides to be that are actually competing to go under the knife in order to perfect themselves before exchanging their sacred vows. Click here to see the show’s ridiculous trailer.
I will admit to watching a healthy dose of reality television. For example, puppet master Bret Michales provided my friends and I with endless entertainment as we watched him search for his “rock of love” by narrowing down a mixture of ex-strippers and strung-out groupies. I watched Snookie get punched in the face, and have seen plenty of “The Situation’s” abs. Still, after learning about this reflection of our culture (as expressed by reality T.V.) I find myself giving the wag of the finger to modern medicine.
Plastic surgery has evolved into something that extends far past its original purpose. No longer used for patients dealing with life altering deformities, plastic surgery has become the money-maker of the surgical world. At first, women just wanted a good pair of fake tits and a Paris Hilton nose. Now, it is literally anything and everything possible to make sure these women look exactly as their twisted minds think they are supposed to. Skilled surgeons are whoring themselves out to anyone who has the slightest case of low self-esteem. This “practice” is actually breeding a new form of addiction and finds itself entering people’s personal delusions (Heidi Montag comes to mind.)
“Bridalplasty” is not only demonstrative of a corrupted form of medical enhancement, but also shows an odd intersection of medicine and love. To take someone in sickness and in health used to mean that no matter the circumstances we will love each other until we die. These brides that are undergoing painful, expensive, and just plain petty surgeries are already sick! Their concept of love is based entirely on the way they look and plastic surgeons allows this skewed ideology to manifest. What sort of groom, television station, or society allows this to take place? In protest, I will never watch this show- even if I find myself perversely fascinated. Congratulations to science…for literally creating Brides of Frankenstein.